Not found….not present…

When I arrived last week I heard these words a few times from my team and it sounded like an inside joke….someone would say “Not present,” in some random context and everyone would laugh.  I didn’t get it, but whatever.

I was at the hospital yesterday and I was going through the medications for a patient with one of the local nurses and what was ordered was oral Lasix and we didn’t have any.  The local nurse said to me “Not present…not found,” and suddenly I understood.  And I laughed. 

And then today, when the internet wasn’t working again (or still...?) the page that popped up said “Server not found” and I had to laugh again.